*** SAM LAISTER .COM *** BRISTOL'S No.1 SOFTWARE ENGINEER *** BEST DEALS ON CODE!!! ***

★ WELCOME TO SAM LAISTER .COM ★ THE INTERNET'S MOST TRUSTED SAM ★ NOW WITH 100% MORE GO ★ BRISTOL / LONDON / THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY ★ SHEFFIELD UNI GRADUATE 2025!!! ★ BUG-FREE CODE* ★ (*NOT A LEGALLY BINDING STATEMENT) ★

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!!! WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE !!!

THIS IS SAM!

HELLO and WELCOME to the OFFICIAL homepage of SAM LAISTER!!!

Sam is a Software Engineer and Fullstack Developer. He graduated from THE UNIVERSITY OF SHEFFIELD in 2025 with a degree in COMPUTER SCIENCE, then took the jump and moved to BRISTOL. He says Bristol has been "everything I hoped and more"!!

By day he ships production code at WREN KITCHENS with PHP, TypeScript, Symfony, Flutter & React Native. By night he writes Go, Kotlin & Ruby for FUN (yes, really).

☎ DON'T DELAY — CONNECT ON LINKEDIN TODAY!!! ☎

💾💾💾 SHEFFIELD 🎓 BRISTOL 🌉 LONDON 🏙️ THE CLOUD ☁️ 💾💾💾

🔥🔥 TODAY'S HOT DEALS!!! 🔥🔥

Our Sam is fully serviced, one careful owner, low mileage & READY TO CODE!!!

BEST
SELLER!

THE FULLSTACK™

Frontend + Backend + Mobile
ALL IN ONE SAM!!

£0.00 DEPOSIT*

PHP · TypeScript · Symfony · Flutter · React · React Native

NEW!!

THE GOPHER GT

Turbocharged Go engine
CLIs, APIs & TUIs!!

FAST!!!

Go · Docker · PostgreSQL · Bubble Tea

LTD
EDITION

THE TINKERER

Side projects at 2am
Photos → 3D models!!

1 of 1

Photogrammetry · Self-hosting · Neovim

*Sam is not a car. Sam cannot be leased. Sam does not come with alloys. Representative APR: vibes. Offer ends when Sam finishes his coffee.

📰 AS SEEN IN THE PRESS!!! 📰

EXCLUSIVE!!

"SAM GIVES CAR MART A ROCKET"

— Northern Business Daily, monday interview

That's right folks, the WHOLE CENTRE PAGES!!! Sam's story was deemed so important it bumped EVERYTHING ELSE in the paper.

Critics called his rocket hat "aerodynamic" and "a hat". Photographer's only note: "SMILE??"

✂ CLICK TO READ THE FULL ARTICLE!!! ✂

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🚗 FULL STOCK LIST (SKILLS) 🚗

MODEL	CLASS	CONDITION	PRICE
PHP + Symfony	Day job	★★★★★ MINT	CALL!!
TypeScript + React	Day job	★★★★★ MINT	CALL!!
Dart + Flutter	Day job	★★★★★ MINT	CALL!!
React Native	Day job	★★★★☆ EXCELLENT	CALL!!
Go	For fun	★★★★★ TURBO	HOT!!!
Kotlin	For fun	★★★★☆ SPORTY	HOT!!!
Ruby / Rails	For fun	★★★★☆ SHINY	HOT!!!
SvelteKit	For fun	★★★★☆ SLEEK	HOT!!!
Neovim	Lifestyle	★★★★★ CUSTOMISED	:wq

💾 PROJECTS 💾 (CLICK THEM!!!)

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OpenMVGO / Model Maker HOT!

A self-hostable Go API wrapping OpenMVG & OpenMVS, paired with a Flutter mobile app. Take photos, GET A 3D MODEL!!! Making photogrammetry accessible to anyone. Like magic but it's maths.

Go · Flutter · Docker · PostgreSQL · OpenMVG

🎵💿

SoundGlyph NEW!

An open-source, portable, self-hostable music library!! Host your own tunes with an API and an iOS app. Take THAT, streaming services!!!

PHP · TypeScript · React Native

🎧⌨️

cli-music-reviewer + bubbletea-components

Review music FROM YOUR TERMINAL!!! Plus reusable Bubble Tea TUI components. Green text on black, as God intended.

Go · Bubble Tea

📱🔓

UziLock & other iOS tweaks

Retro jailbreak tweaks from 2020!! UziLock unlocks your iPhone with 1600 or 1400 (Uzi's & Trippie Redd's numbers). Also: LockButtons & BatteryControl.

Objective-C++ · Theos

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